Product description
The parrot has returned from the grave with a tonne of fresh insults for you, Sir! Remember that stupid Game that split apart families, ruined relationships, and turned friends into foes? Here is its sequel, which accomplishes considerably more and does so with more incredible style and variety. And I have evidence! If you're not the most friendly this time, you may sit alone and play with yourself or distribute insults to everyone with Internet access. Strike a pose.
Therefore, don't let the parrot perish in vain and inform the cranky older woman that her husband donated organs for an odd woman laying in a pond and that her sister once posed nudely for a dog. Next, meet a retired hipster who enjoys grunting sow images and a phoney Russian who used a corpse to rest his teacup and crumpets. Additionally, it is the only Game—and this is supported by science—that enables you to discover the significance of life.
Key Features:
- The Loner's Insult Tournament Mode challenges you to verbally abuse your CPU while navigating various unexpected circumstances.
- Utilising the Game's cross-platform multiplayer, verbally beat up strangers worldwide while using any device. Real-Life Pals Mode: Bellinger your true friends on a sofa, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on. Playable characters who are amusing: Each has its distinctive voice, strange characteristics, and humorous "insult components."
- Legendary Potty-Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Engage in some verbal carnage to unlock famous potty-mouthed notable guest fighters, including Serious Sam, the iconic Postal Dude, and Lo Wang of Shadow Warrior.
- Put some verbal jujitsu in four distinct testy circumstances and dynamic environments.
- Use combos, criticals, continuations, and other novel concepts to outwit your controversial opponents in the contentious battle system!
Video games sometimes rely on a good old-fashioned fistfight to resolve problems and enjoy the opportunity to create wild action scenes quickly. In all the commotion, it's too easy to overlook the most demoralising of offences: the simple insult. If someone snatches your seat on the train or cuts you off in line at your local bank, you may leave them — as well as their mother, cousin, and ex — deeply hurt with the perfect combination of cutting words and a sharp wit.
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator breaks down insults into words and phrases and then asks you to select the ideal combination to prevail in a heated fight. There's no natural feeling of delicacy to stringing these insults together because it's a gamified version of the real thing, more akin to Cards Against Humanity than a heated argument over a split kebab. You only need to follow basic grammar rules; you can use any combination of subjects and adjectives; the longer, the better.
Other details
- Release date2016-10-25
- PublishersGood Shepherd Entertainment
- DevelopersVile Monarch
Product description
The parrot has returned from the grave with a tonne of fresh insults for you, Sir! Remember that stupid Game that split apart families, ruined relationships, and turned friends into foes? Here is its sequel, which accomplishes considerably more and does so with more incredible style and variety. And I have evidence! If you're not the most friendly this time, you may sit alone and play with yourself or distribute insults to everyone with Internet access. Strike a pose.
Therefore, don't let the parrot perish in vain and inform the cranky older woman that her husband donated organs for an odd woman laying in a pond and that her sister once posed nudely for a dog. Next, meet a retired hipster who enjoys grunting sow images and a phoney Russian who used a corpse to rest his teacup and crumpets. Additionally, it is the only Game—and this is supported by science—that enables you to discover the significance of life.
Key Features:
- The Loner's Insult Tournament Mode challenges you to verbally abuse your CPU while navigating various unexpected circumstances.
- Utilising the Game's cross-platform multiplayer, verbally beat up strangers worldwide while using any device. Real-Life Pals Mode: Bellinger your true friends on a sofa, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on. Playable characters who are amusing: Each has its distinctive voice, strange characteristics, and humorous "insult components."
- Legendary Potty-Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Engage in some verbal carnage to unlock famous potty-mouthed notable guest fighters, including Serious Sam, the iconic Postal Dude, and Lo Wang of Shadow Warrior.
- Put some verbal jujitsu in four distinct testy circumstances and dynamic environments.
- Use combos, criticals, continuations, and other novel concepts to outwit your controversial opponents in the contentious battle system!
Video games sometimes rely on a good old-fashioned fistfight to resolve problems and enjoy the opportunity to create wild action scenes quickly. In all the commotion, it's too easy to overlook the most demoralising of offences: the simple insult. If someone snatches your seat on the train or cuts you off in line at your local bank, you may leave them — as well as their mother, cousin, and ex — deeply hurt with the perfect combination of cutting words and a sharp wit.
Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator breaks down insults into words and phrases and then asks you to select the ideal combination to prevail in a heated fight. There's no natural feeling of delicacy to stringing these insults together because it's a gamified version of the real thing, more akin to Cards Against Humanity than a heated argument over a split kebab. You only need to follow basic grammar rules; you can use any combination of subjects and adjectives; the longer, the better.
Other details
- Release date2016-10-25
- PublishersGood Shepherd Entertainment
- DevelopersVile Monarch