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The creators of Goat Simulator have created a sandbox game called Just Die Already that features old folks mayhem. You've recently been ejected from your retirement community, which has made you old and irate. How are you going to survive in a society that wants you to die right now?
Overview
Goat Simulator's creators created the sandbox game Just Die Already, which features old folks mayhem.
In the near future, when people aren't having children, you are an elderly, retired person. Because of the ungrateful millennials who would rather play video games than work, there is no one to pay for retirement. You have no choice except to fend for yourself, like all other elderly people in this planet, without someone to pay your living expenses.
How are you going to survive in a society that wants you to die right now?
You've just been expelled from your retirement residence, which makes the situation worse, and your only choice is to take on risky tasks and scour the globe for retirement tickets in order to be eligible for free retirement care.
Don't you think it's time to start living a little now that society wants you dead?
Key Features
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
Complete risky tasks that you would never attempt at home, and respond to existential queries like: Can you catapult yourself and land on someone? Alternatively, can you withstand losing your head, picking it up, and hitting someone with it?
ONE PURPOSE: TO RETIRE!
Your objective is to earn rewards by overcoming difficult obstacles. must be eligible for a suitable retirement home. That is completely logical. One piece of advice: try to avoid getting hurt so you can ultimately enjoy it.
AGE AND BE BOLD
You eventually become elderly. The fantasy you didn't know you had up until this point is to be angry, frail, destitute, and despise the world. You've at last discovered a connection to your grandparents.
BREAK A NECK OR A LEG
The benefits of ageing and being made of glass, where anything can shatter you and you can break everything, are revealed.
UNBELIEVABLE INTEACTION
Pick up and play with a huge range of things. Everything, to name a few, including enormous trout, trampolines, firearms, electrical cables, and explosives. Axes, trombones, air horns, jetpacks, and bazookas are a few further examples. They can all be used to harm and maim people, yes.
ADOPT YOUR INSIDE BOOMER
The millennial and zoomer populations should be decimated (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). Depending on their age, NPCs react differently to other people getting harmed; some laugh and clap while others flee in panic.
PLAY NOW!
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- Data de lançamento2021-05-20
- DistribuidorasCurve Games
- DesenvolvedoresDoubleMoose Games
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Seller Rating: 4.8
Seller Rating: 4.8
Descrição do produto
The creators of Goat Simulator have created a sandbox game called Just Die Already that features old folks mayhem. You've recently been ejected from your retirement community, which has made you old and irate. How are you going to survive in a society that wants you to die right now?
Overview
Goat Simulator's creators created the sandbox game Just Die Already, which features old folks mayhem.
In the near future, when people aren't having children, you are an elderly, retired person. Because of the ungrateful millennials who would rather play video games than work, there is no one to pay for retirement. You have no choice except to fend for yourself, like all other elderly people in this planet, without someone to pay your living expenses.
How are you going to survive in a society that wants you to die right now?
You've just been expelled from your retirement residence, which makes the situation worse, and your only choice is to take on risky tasks and scour the globe for retirement tickets in order to be eligible for free retirement care.
Don't you think it's time to start living a little now that society wants you dead?
Key Features
DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME
Complete risky tasks that you would never attempt at home, and respond to existential queries like: Can you catapult yourself and land on someone? Alternatively, can you withstand losing your head, picking it up, and hitting someone with it?
ONE PURPOSE: TO RETIRE!
Your objective is to earn rewards by overcoming difficult obstacles. must be eligible for a suitable retirement home. That is completely logical. One piece of advice: try to avoid getting hurt so you can ultimately enjoy it.
AGE AND BE BOLD
You eventually become elderly. The fantasy you didn't know you had up until this point is to be angry, frail, destitute, and despise the world. You've at last discovered a connection to your grandparents.
BREAK A NECK OR A LEG
The benefits of ageing and being made of glass, where anything can shatter you and you can break everything, are revealed.
UNBELIEVABLE INTEACTION
Pick up and play with a huge range of things. Everything, to name a few, including enormous trout, trampolines, firearms, electrical cables, and explosives. Axes, trombones, air horns, jetpacks, and bazookas are a few further examples. They can all be used to harm and maim people, yes.
ADOPT YOUR INSIDE BOOMER
The millennial and zoomer populations should be decimated (we forgot Generation X, just like everyone else). Depending on their age, NPCs react differently to other people getting harmed; some laugh and clap while others flee in panic.
PLAY NOW!
Mais detalhes
- Data de lançamento2021-05-20
- DistribuidorasCurve Games
- DesenvolvedoresDoubleMoose Games